Whoops thats the door with the people that know I’m a dictator- So’s that- And that- DAMN WHERE’D ALL MY LIBERALS HIDE WHEN I NEED THEM?Barack Obama in The Longest Week
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Whoops thats the door with the people that know I’m a dictator- So’s that- And that- DAMN WHERE’D ALL MY LIBERALS HIDE WHEN I NEED THEM?Barack Obama in The Longest Week
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my dog knows the word no. He doesn’t listen half the time though- it’s called selective hearing….My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
Guy i like is going to teach me how to longboard.
Fuck, just marry me already. ❤
You want me to look at your blog and send you a song lyric that I think relates to your blog. Probably not gonna get any notes but I thought I would try it.
*sigh*
Here we go….
“is my poof big enough?” “im sore”“I forgot to take my nail polish off”
“Will you watch my jumps?”
“Where are my spanks?”
“Can I get a spot first?”
”**Does a facial**”
“Does anyone have a bobbypin”
“Its totally a sport”
“5, 6, 7, 8”
“Are we doing it full out?”
“Isn’t that illegal?”
”**Sprays Hairspray**”
Famous Times Square Kiss in Color
Black and white version of this photograph by Alfred Eisenstaedt. It was taken on V-J Day in Times Square and was published in Life magazine in 1945.
Reddit user mygrapefruit colorized the photo using Photoshop CS 5 on a Wacom tablet. “I found some vintage postcards of Times Square to figure out the color of the buildings and some signs,” she said. “The rest of the colors I guessed by using common sense.”
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Do you ever get a sudden urge to ram into the car in front of you because of a bumper sticker that they have
OMG I just found the Hottest boy on tumblr and he’s single! <3
Addicted to his blog!!!
WTF hes so fricken HOT
I love his blog I reblogged everything :*
He looks like zayn malik <333 MY OVARIES!
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